The
legacy that is Sam Miller started near the end of the "city
of champions" era for the Pittsburgh teams in a small
mountain town in the boondocks of PA. Raised on the notion
that Pittsburgh was the mecca of all things great, it all
came crashing down after a near fatal overdose of rat poisoning.
That, combined with seizure, fried the fragile psyche of
Miller. His mind turned to all things ludicrous and bizarre
akin to that of an Andy Warhol with a Mark A. Nelson flare.
Deemed
the child of Beelzebub by his early private school teachers
for his non-conformists practices, such as paste eating
and chasing girls screaming that he was the boogieman, he
was banished to public school to fall through the cracks
of the faulty government education system. After being told
he would amount to nothing after graduation by many a guidance
counciler, young Samuel joined the Army. After doing tours
in Egypt and Mayalasia with over 100 confirmed kills and
billions of dollars in property damage accredited to his
name, Sgt. Miller was honorably discharged after striking
a superior officer for claiming that Mystery Science Theater
3000's creator Joel Hodgson was a hack artist.
Now
left with no outlet to his genius, Samuel was acquired via
mental waivers by WSRU for his creative talents to become
a "Gettin' Later" writer and camera man. When
he isn't behind the camera shooting somebody or working
on a witty sketch, he can be seen trying to kill the handrails
(or himself) on the SRU campus.