Leslie Nielsen is mercenary Pope John Paul II as he leads the Knights of Columbus in to battle against Pat Robertson and his evil minions from the 700 Club. With the fate of the Catholic Church in the balance, JP must win one final crusade and face the mightiest of tele evangelists along the way. John Paul enlists the help of unlikely alies former President Clinton and rock super-star, Sting. Can the old pontif conquer his final foe or will the world be overrun by the likes of the Revs. Al Sharpton and Billy Graham? Only one way to find out, but either way, quoting the Pope's most memorable line from the film, "I'll see you in Hell."